I don’t know about you, but I am so happy that my blogging has become a little more regular. I love holidays! :D
But I am giving everyone a heads up, once classes start again, my blogging is probably going to back to being sporadic and inconsistent. :(
Don’t you just love the word “sporadic”? It sounds like such a smart person word! Sporadic. Spoooooraaaaadic. If you drag it out, it actually sounds kinda kinky too. Wow, how sexy. It’s a smart AND kinky word. I can totally see a sexy librarian using this word to seduce a man.
I think I’m going to try it.
Unfortunately, right now, I can’t think of an equally sexy phrase to accompany the word. Coz if I just keep saying “sporadic, sporadic, sporadic”, the guy is probably going to think I’m crazy, not sexy.
Okay, right, back to the point of this post! I am so easily distracted, goodness!
Okay! For those of you who know my brother, you’d know that he’s a pretty funny guy. Maybe not all of you think so though coz his sense of humour is quite eclectic. I blame it on the hours and hours of The Simpsons and weird Youtube videos that he watches.
Fortunately, the both of us have the same sense of humour and Bryan often has me in hysterics.
The other day, we were in Sunway Pyramid and Bryan sees two Perodua Kenari’s parked next to each other and his whole face immediately lights up and he goes “I HAVE AN IDEA!”
His idea?
He wrote the word “FRIEND!” on two Post-It notes and pasted them on the cars.
Omg, SO funny! I couldn’t stop laughing! But I was also quite scared that the owner’s of the cars would come out of the mall while we were pasting these things on their cars and beat us up. Lol.
I am laughing to myself right now. But my aunty is next to me so I am desperately trying to control my laughter because otherwise, she will think I’m going insane. My shoulders are moving up and down in silent laughter but she hasn’t noticed yet, so I’m in the clear. For now.
But seriously, does it get any funnier? :p
He’s ALWAYS doing things like this!
The other day, he changed his name to “God” in my mum’s mobile and texted her saying “Why did thou not go to church today?” and he planned on sending her a Bible verse everyday.
Obviously, my mum knew it was him when she read the first message. She hasn’t bothered to change his name back to “Bryan” so the other day, “God” texted her and said “I have tuition until 6.30pm”. I guess even God wants to do well for his PMR exams. :p
And sometime ago, he came into my room wearing 6 balaclava’s.
For those of you who don’t know what a balaclava is, that’s it up there.
Racing drivers wear it for two different reasons. To prevent their helmet from smelling like hell coz they sweat when they race, duh and as a fire safety so they don’t get burnt if their car catches fire. I think.
Anyway! He comes into my room wearing 6 of these, one on top of another, and starts pulling them off one by one.
When he gets to the last one, he goes “I don’t know where the other 5 have come from coz daddy has only ever bought me 1.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg, so funny, can die!
Sometimes, I really wonder where he comes up with these things.
But hot daymn, give me a brother like him over someone with no sense of humour ANYTIME!